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Clouds probably taste like soggy waffles. Anyway, dudes always bug me about where I'm from. I drop the floating island from Gulliver's Travels. They crack up. Total goobers don't catch it's Laputa. Like that time a pigeon stole my pretzel at the Saturday Market. Pure Portland chaos. Should I switch to 'underwater volcano girl' next?

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